Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1997
Day one, 1998: Bye bye iPad, hello Gameboy Color
The YouTube time machine does '98 (but not that well)
There's only one from 1998, but it's a classic.
Day three, 1998: Chooooooon!
The final challenge... What to listen to? Rifling through my entire CD collection (which, following the advent of iTunes and Spotify, hasn't been touched for ages), I found 12 albums produced in '98. The list below will become my only musical entertainment while on the move until I am able to return to the present day...
Propellerheads: Decksanddrumsandrockandroll
Goldie: Rings of Saturn
Robbie Williams: I've been expecting you
Gomez: Bring it on
Underworld: Beaucoup Fish
Lo Fidelity Allstars: How to operate with a blown mind
Morcheeba: Big Calm
Massive Attack: Mezzanine
Air: Moon Safari
Fatboy Slim: You've come a long way, baby
David Gray: White Ladder
Lenny Kravitz: 5
There's a lot of love out there for the Propellerheads
Day eight, 1998: Getting battered at Ted's
Day 16, 1998: Bye Bye Desire
It took a while before I could find a phone that fit the '1998 project' (as people seem to be calling it now).
After more than two weeks of frantic eBaying, mysterious packages arriving in the post, visits from family and friends clutching old handsets, and numerous conversations with a very confused phone unlocking chap in Chinatown, I've settled on a Nokia 6210.
The Nokia 5110 (the phone I should be using) refuses to accept my sim, despite being unlocked. The Motorola StarTac had the same reaction, despite me cellotaping my sim to the giant, credit-card sized Cellnet sim that came out of it (along with some hair, and what looked like chocolate). The Siemens C25, cute as it may be, turned up with no charger. The Nokia 6500 Classic is far too new, and for girls. I still can't find an Ericsson GH688 (the one I really wanted) for love nor money.
Modern mobiles are mental
Desperately seeking some-of-you-will-know-who
And on the sixth day...
Nothing to do with big, red balls
Do not try this at home
The fax was received, Tweets ensue
What would you say to your 1998 self?
It's time to change the 'station
Orange throws support behind the 1998 Project
Remember the fax I sent them asking if they would reduce my mobile payments to match what I was paying in 1998? Well they've kindly obliged. That's another small step towards me living more and more like it's 1998.
Scent from the past to change the future
Orange cuts off my data for good
He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink...
Desire has left me forever
Today I will be going to The Beach
OK, now the bad stuff
What did your first boss teach you?
Be generous, particularly towards junior members of the team as it builds loyalty and respect. He lent me his brand new Rover 800 V6 to drive to a conference in Paris. Yes, I crashed it. No, he didn't mind.
Stay in control. When we were out drinking with the MD until we were sick in our hair (not easy) or spending an entire day at a conference so hungover we could barely see, he was normally fine because he had held back a bit the night before. I try to do this now (but sometimes fail).
Bridge corporate boundaries. He was in with the MD but simultaneously down with the kids. He'd come out of his office just for some banter, and gave as good as he got... Even when we put up rude posters of him around the office. Or took the piss out of his taste in music. Or his hair.
Be nice. I never witnessed him raise his voice or lose his cool. If he was annoyed you could tell, but it wasn't via shouting or throwing stuff. He actually wanted you to enjoy the job enough to do it well. And he's still a top bloke.
Email to 1998 from the Orange CEO's executive assistant
FROM: executive.office@orange.co.uk
TO: Jon Silk
SUBJECT: Orange
______________________________________
Dear Mr Silk,
From the account notes, I have identified that your complaint was handled previously and whilst it was acknowledged that you had experienced some issues in your home postcode area using 3G services, 2G coverage is good and does not restrict usage. As a result of this previous complaint, your monthly line rental was reduced to £15.00 per month for the remainder of your contract.
In light of the above, I do not feel any further action is required as the resolution reached was fair and appropriate.
Thank you for taking the time to document your concerns
Julia Walker
Executive Office Assistant
Have I been blacklisted by Orange?
- Tweets to @orangehelpers = nothing
- Response to the Orange Executive Office = nothing
- Email to customer services via the website = nothing
Letter to 1998 #2 from the Orange CEO's Executive Assistant
Thank you for your email. I acknowledge your request to terminate your
contract early, but would like the opportunity to reveiw the situation and
restore your faith in Orange.
In order to do this please would you advise whether you have wifi at home and
if you would be willing to trial the UMA facility which can radically boost
in-house signal when set up. If this is acceptable, I will arrange for a
Technical Engineer to call you to assist in setting this up and will ensure
you have the most compatible phone
I look forward to hearing from you
Yours sincerely
Julia Walker
Executive Office Assistant
A call for help
With news of more reunion tours, it seems that our indie kids are destined to Live Forever.
A bit like my Orange contract, come to think of it.
So I’d like to ask you a favour. My tweets, faxes, emails, calls and letters are not getting through. I need your help.
Please either tweet @orangehelpers or email executive.office@orange.co.uk with the phrase:
“Please let @prgeek get Back to the Future!”
(Make sure you include '@orangehelpers' in your tweet, or cc 1998@jonsilk.com on the email.)
The 1998th person to do it gets two VIP tickets to Suede in a private box at the O2 on Tuesday, December 7th, courtesy of O2.
Yes, really.
If we don't get 1998 people I'll pick someone at random from all entrants that send their message before tomorrow at midnight... Good luck!
Reminder: You've gotta be in it to win it
“Please let @prgeek get Back to the Future!”
(Make sure you include '@orangehelpers' in your tweet, or cc 1998@jonsilk.com on the email.)
Congratulations @laurastrong1985 - you're going back to the 90s!
Voicemail to 1998 from the Orange Executive Office
You're not going to believe this...
At about 3am this morning I was awoken by a fizzing and popping sound from the garden, followed by a blinding flash of blue electricity.
Email to 1998 from the Orange Executive Office
Thank you for your emails. I know you have already had some correspondence with @OrangeHelpers on Twitter but I have been reviewing your blog and tweets and would still welcome the opportunity to bring you ‘back to the future'.
Everything Everywhere is the biggest network in the UK and as a result I have the ability to offer you both Orange and T-Mobile services. I am confident that you will be able to successfully access data using a T-Mobile SIM in the postcodes you have provided us with and would like to offer you a top of the range handset to trial, using either a HTC Desire or iPhone 4 for a month to see for yourself. Once the trial period is complete we can review progress. We will look after the transfer of your existing number over to T-Mobile behind the scenes.
If this is acceptable to you, I will commence the process immediately.
Has Orange hung up on me for good?
Nothing. Not even a "we're thinking about it". I'd settle for a "bog off" at this stage, to know where I stand.
But instead I get silence.
Email to 1998 from the Orange Executive Office
Thank you for your email and I acknowledge your comments regarding my proposal to improve the service we are providing to you. Whilst I can appreciate that you no longer wish to remain an Orange customer and want to transfer to O2/Vodafone, your contractual obligations with Orange do not end until 04 April 2012 and I consider that Orange has taken every opportunity to assist by:
- Reducing your Service Plan to the lowest possible charge
- Offered UMA to improve the signal inside your home/office
- Offered to provide a top of the range handset and connection to a T-Mobile SIM
The latter two have been rejected.
I would still welcome the opportunity to provide the above service and to restore your faith in Everything Everywhere.